no one else has seen my dick
no one else will ever see my dick
okay
bye

Connor flashed me yesterday. Still don’t know why. Kinda scarred by the smallness of it. Just thought you all should know.
WHY DID HE SHOW YOU?
I DIDN’T SHOW ANYONE. TERRY IS A LIAR.
But why do you even want to see it i don’t understand
Because we’re friends!! It’s a rule to see all of your friends’ dicks.
when did this become a rule because i obviously was not informed about it
It’s an unspoken rule of true manly brohood!
It still not going to happen.
We’ll see about that in the beach. I even made a road trip mix!
Keep on dreaming, but it won’t happen.